16 Funny Essay Topics About Love For High School Students

When writing an essay about the topic of love, most high school students tend to clam up in states of panic and nervousness. This is because many haven’t had enough experience to expertly write about the topic or are simply embarrassed to do so. We’ve made the process a little easier by providing a list of really funny essay topics to explore:

  1. 1. When will I ever fall in love? Am I doomed to walk the world in perpetual loneliness?
  2. 2. Why I think kissing anybody else but my girlfriend/boyfriend is disgusting.
  3. 3. Why I won’t love anyone as much as I love my five cats and other things that make me great.
  4. 4. How I plan to win over a date for the prom by creating the perfect music track list.
  5. 5. Why third, fourth and fifth loves are more promising than first love and reasons why you should just skip ahead.
  6. 6. Reasons why it is a waste of time and a terrible financial burden on high school students.
  7. 7. Why songs about love don’t make sense to me and why I prefer songs about teenage angst.
  8. 8. Forgetting to bring flowers and other things that went wrong on my first date.
  9. 9. Why I’m the best person to date and the reasons why shouldn’t wait any longer.
  10. 10. Why my car has a better chance of getting a date to the prom before me.
  11. 11. Compliments are overrated; insults are the latest rage. Just don’t say anything mean to me.
  12. 12. You bullied me in junior high, look at me now! Seriously, look at me! Look at me!
  13. 13. No, I’m not staring at you; I’m staring through you and hope you won’t notice.
  14. 14. You look like a movie star, I just don’t want to tell you which so you don’t get mad at me.
  15. 15. Top 5 pick-up lines that work in movies but have never worked for me.
  16. 16. If you ask me out I promise not to be creepy and change my relationship status.

These are just a few ideas, but as you can see you can really have a lot of fun with these kinds of essays. Just be sure to run it by your instructor first to make sure you are meeting the assignments requirements, and always consider developing some of your own. You’re bound to enjoy the assignment more when you write on something that interests you personally.